GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An